Full Name: Johnson Jacob Green Jr. (Goes by Jake)

Age and Year: 17 and 7th year

House: Hufflepuff

Wand: 11 1/2 inches phoenix feather and black cherry

Blood Type: Pure Blood

Physical Description: Jake is 6 1/2 feet tall with short cut brown hair. He has brown eyes and is in good shape. He is muscular but not too much.

Personality: Jake likes to make friends with people, but will only be friends with them if they share respect for him. He respects his friends buit that doesn't mean he respects only his friends. He respects everyone until they prove they aren't worthy of it. Anyone who is a Seven member or supports the Seven, he doesn't respect. Unlike most pure bloods, he believes in muggle rights and doesn't care much that he is a pure blood. He will do anything to protect his friends and help them out and he is very brave. There is a lot of confusion as to why he got into Slytherin and not Gryffindor, but he believes he learned more in Slytherin somehow.

Likes: Making friends, Mountain Dew, helping people, protecting people, etc.

Dislikes: Bullys, the Seven, supporters of the Seven, etc.

Family and History: Jake has no living relatives that he knows of. He has been in an orphanage for as long as he can remember. The workers at the orphanage told him his mother dropped him off there and never came back. He felt no anger and no contempt towards his mother for leaving him there. She must have had a good reason, he figured all his life. When he turned 13 the workers finally decided to tell him that his mother had died that night after she left the orphanage. He finally puzzled out that the Seven had killed her and she was protecting him from them. He only ever knew her name and no picture, Gail Green.

What Jake doesn't know is that his father his still alive. Jeff Deser had a one-night stand with Gail and got her pregnant. Jeff doesn't even know Jake is his son and they probably will never know. He is nothing like his father so no one would ever make the connection.

Jake is really good at school and one of the best in his class. His patronus takes the form of an Eagle, a symbol of freedom. Not only freedom from the orphanage but also the world's freedom from the Seven. Jake is considering becoming an Auror, but isn't quite sure about it. He has really great leadership skills and is a natural-born leader. He also loves to teach so that could be something to pursue. He isn't sure, though. Recently, he has decided to join the group known as the Heart Coalition.

My favorite health club is the International House of Pancakes... Recently, I was there, when from behind me, a woman of 25 uttered the dumbest thing I'd ever heard in my life ... She said, 'If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.' I'll repeat that. I'll repeat that because that's the kind of sentence that when you hear it, your brain comes to a screeching hault. And the left hand side of the brain looks at the right hand side and goes, 'It's dark in here, and we may die.' She said, 'If it weren't for my horse...' as in, giddyup, giddyup, let's go - 'I wouldn't have spent that year in college,' a degree-granting institution. Don't! Don't think about that sentence for more than three minutes, or blood'll shoot out your nose. The American medical profession doesn't know why we get an aneurysm. It's when a blood vessel bursts in our head for no apperant reason. There's a reason. You're at the mall one day, and somebody over there says the dumbest thing you've ever heard and it goes in your ear. So you turn around to see if your friends heard it, cause if your friends heard it, and you can talk about what the jackass said, then it'll be gone. But your friends are over here, pretending they're gonna buy a cellular phone, and they're not gonna buy a cellular phone, because they don't even understand how the rate structure works. So you turn back, to find the person who said it, because if you can ask 'em a question like, 'WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?!' then it'll go away. But they're gone. And now those words are in your head. And those words don't go away. Cause the way I see it, 7% of our brains functions all the time, because 99% of everything that happens is the same old stuff. We get it. All right. Move on. Get it. Right. But every so often, somethin' like that happens: 'If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college. If it weren't for my horse...If it weren't for my horse...If it weren't for my horse...' So your brain goes, 'LET'S FIGURE IT OUT! Son of a bitch! I wonder what that's about!' I wonder, was she riding the horse to school? No, she wouldn't be riding the horse to school. Maybe it was a polo pony; she had a polo pony scholarship. Maybe she sold the horse and that's how she - she was betting on the horse! WHAT THE FUCK?!! And then you realise that anybody who went to college would never say anything that stupid in public. And as soon as you have that thought, your eyes close and the next morning they find you dead in your bathroom. ~ Lewis Black